Amanda Righetti

Sunday, April 25, 2004

The gross-iest thing I've seen so far this year...


Was at Zouk with Jason Ong aka J.O. after supporting my friends at their gig at Swing. I went to catch Zircon Gov. Pawn Starz. Well, the set wasn't as good as what they did at BarNone about 3 months ago.

But it was still pretty entertaining, though not as what I had seen before. The energy level wasn't really there. I felt the band was pretty restricted by the volume. It wasn't the usual Zouk blaring volume but somewhat softer. Didn't really go with the electroklash they were churning out. Actually, they sounded like they were miming to tapes and that. Though most of their songs are programmed, they opt to remove the rock feel and sound from their previous gig. In the end, the songs suffered, sounding too sterlized and stiff.

Suzanne Walker came out in a bikini top and almost nothing else, gyrating like a nymphomaniac and gettin' jiggy with her tummy. No, that wasn't the gross-iest thing I had seen. In fact, it was pretty cool she did that, great frontwoman.

It was when we left to Great World City. I saw this girl sitting on the road near a metal drain grating outside Zouk. The grating was glistening with fluid. I guess it obviously was puke. Anyway, the girl looked very decent as in the bespectacled type with straight As in class and would never be out after mid-night. In other words, she looked like the class nerd that everyone made fun of. No, that's still not the gross-iest thing I had seen this year.

Like I have mentioned, her friends had gathered around her. They all looked very young, around the age of 19 after their A Levels. They were taking care of her and stuff. While I saw her, I had already noticed that metal drain grating, glistening with her puke. She was playing with the grating, rubbing her fingers over her own puke. When I turned around in her general direction after pasing this bunch of kids, I saw her licking those SAME FUCKEN FINGERS!!!

Jesus Fucken Christ!!!

What the fuck?!?!? I almost wanted to go over and asked, "So how do the chunky bits taste?" But my stomach wasn't up to it.

By the way, I've just watched "Kill Bill" Vol. 2. Not as fun as Vol. 1, more like "Pulp Fiction", more dialogue than action, but of course, not as good.

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